Dear YellowBook: Why?!
Why – year after year – do you insist on leaving your thousand-page book on my doorstep? Do you understand that I don’t use you anymore (and haven’t since I was calling my middle school friends)? After all, we have the internet now!
And how many trees do you kill each year to do this? Isn’t there a better way?
I mean, does anyone still use you honestly? I understand maybe a few older folks, but not my generation!
I understand that now I’m in a house in a neighborhood, so now you might think I need you. But isn’t there a more efficient way to make sure you’re not wasting so many? I mean, I’ve been given a YellowBook every year I’ve been on my own! And do you really think leaving them in college dorms and at college apartment complexes is appropriate?
At best, you’re a good door stop. So please — find a better way to distribute your big book of numbers!
Here’s an idea — how about you send a postcard asking us to request a YellowBook if we need one? Sure it might someone 3 seconds to check “yes” and walk it down to the mailbox, but I think that’s 3 seconds well spent! And then the rest of us can stop filling our garbage cans with phone books!
And who are you conning into giving you money for ads still?! I wish I could show these people the light! What a waste!
Anyway, YellowBook, your wasteful ways are no longer working for me in this tech-savvy world! Please evaluate your business plan!
Sincerely yours,
Nicole

